I must make you understand...

This is simultaneously the greatest and stupidest song I have ever heard. It's incredibly appropriate nowadays in the age of Facebook and Myspace and whatnot.

I can't believe this took so long to happen.

Normally, I try to stick to our country's idea of "innocent until proven guilty," but since Mike Vick's boy rolled on him, that is hardly a glimmer of hope. The people of Newark know (sadly), Stop Snitching.

That's all for now.