This is silly...

Why would they do this? Imus is a jackass, and always has been. And why is this news, on a more "big picture" note? What happens when someone says something about other races (I see you, Newt). Isn't he planning to run for president, why aren't we on his ass? I guarantee he'll be able to run in a couple months and people will somehow forget about this event. Same with Imus/Miss Jones/any other shock jock, it won't change until Americans grow up. But that's neither here nor there.

And I hate to sound like a cynic, though I am, but why is this so incredibly relevant? Love is science, whoop-di-doo. Should I really care? I am not so sure. And the little table they show does not really correlate with anything (South Korea enjoys sex more than the U.S.? Word...?). I can't really think of anything about people's emotions that I would want to see in the Science Times, but that's my old man view. Whatever.

I'll morning news you, Ron Burgundy

And this is by far the funniest thing I have seen in a few months, which speaks to how bad comedy is around me.